Jim Benton

Jamie has a crush on Hudson (8th cutest boy in her year). Someone too-gross-to-be-named has a crush on Jamie. And Hudson has a crush on Princess turd of Turdsylvania. One thing's for sure, school life is no fairy tale.

Jamie has a crush on Hudson (8th cutest boy in her year). Someone too-gross-to-be-named has a crush on Jamie. And Hudson has a crush on Princess turd of Turdsylvania. One thing's for sure, school life is no fairy tale.

This is the (nearly) true confessions of Jamie Kelly. They were just an ordinary soft pair of second-hand jeans until Jamie Kelly tried them on. Then they became tight, smelly & scratchy - with a bit of a haunting problem!

Dear Whoever Is Reading My Dumb Diary, Are you sure you're supposed to be reading somebody else's diary? Maybe I tolc you that you could, so that's okay. But if you are Angeline, I did NOT give you permission, so stop it. If you are my parents, then YES, I know that I am not allowed to call...

Jamie contends with Angeline, the school's most irritatingly perfect girl and the impending visit of her troll-like little cousin. Will Jamie survive? Will she go mad?