Let's Pretend This Never Happened [antikvár]

Dear Whoever Is Reading My Dumb Diary, Are you sure you're supposed to be reading somebody else's diary? Maybe I tolc you that you could, so that's okay. But if you are Angeline, I did NOT give you permission, so stop it. If you are my parents, then YES, I know that I am not allowed to call people idiots and fools and goons and halfwits and pinheads and all that, but this is a diary, and I didn't actually "call" them anything. I wrote it. And if you punish me for it, then I will know that you read my diary, which I am not giving you permission to do. Now, by the power vested in me, I do promise that everything in this diary is true or, at least, as true as I think it needs to be. Signed, _/)