Statt eines Vorwortes Hamster Nummer zwölf springt in die Tiefe. Untén die Colliehündin schnappt zu, als der Lebensmüde auf ihrer weichen Zunge landet. SchluB! Aus! Der Regisseur erhebt sich und geht zur schweifwedelnden Hündin. Retten, Lassie! Retten, nicht essen! Requisiteur: Wird langsam...
WHEN I WAS YOUNG, I SOMETIMES THOUGHT OF the possibility of becoming an old man. I wasn't overwhelmed at the prospect. The longer I thought about it the more I decided that being an old man wasn't for me. For others, maybe. For people who liked being gray, or bald (or both) it had its advantages....
publisher's noteSome years ago the present publishers issued a small volume entitled World's Best Limericks. In the preface to that book (still very much in print, and highly recommended to all aficionados) we asked that readers send us any superb examples they had written.Dozens of people from all...
AN . EVER . WRITER. TO . A . NEVER . RE ADER. NEWS.u NGENTLE Reader (for I know you well), you have here a new Book, never staled with the plaudits of the press, never clapper-clawed with the palms of the vulgar ; nőt sullied with the smoky breath of the multitude. These two thousand seven...
te/i/m'- 4THE MARKÉT OPENINGTo any veterán, or perhaps even neophyte, observer of the Stacked Markét, these opening observations might seem un-necessary. To the more cynical, the entire book might seem un-necessary. To the last group we just yell, "Communist!"; to the first group we continue to...
ForewordAh childhood! Time of blissful ignorance and innocence. Time when we adults must lower our voices when talking of sex; time when we should maintain a decent silence about what goes on behind the toilet-door.But hang on! What happens if you ask children what rhymes and jokes they know? Or...
Foreword
In 1989 came 'Rude Rhymes', in 1990 it was 'Dirty Ditties' and now - volume three. There seems to be a never-ending stream (as the little boy said looking down at his ) and even as I write this, new rhymes are coming in. Yet I can't help thinking that we're probably only skimming the...
Részlet:
Csere
Orvoshoz megy egy férfi, a következő panasszal:
- Doktor úr! Állandóan ágaskodik a fütyülöm! Eleinte jó volt, de most már meguntam! Csináljon vele valamit. Az orvos megvizsgálja, majd csipesszel kivesz egy hangyát, mutatja:
- Ez volt a fütyiben, uram, ez...
Figyelem!
Ezt a könyvet kizárólag azon férfitársainknak ajánljuk, akik képesek röhögni az ilyen buta, primitív és közönséges malacvicceken.
Nőknek egyáltalán nem ajánljuk a könyvet. Kiábrándulnának belőlünk. Lányoknak sem ajánljuk, továbbá barátnőknek,...
Foreword
When, some years back, I started The Erotic Print Society Review, the first few editions were a mix of smutty clubland gossip, jovial hackery, intemperate celebrity admissions and occasionally highfalutin academic theses. But there was definitely something missing, a liaison as they say...
ir
m sure you know speak of Erich Soko
n
Vorwort
Jutta M. Pichler
„A good cartoon is a welldrawn articulated piece that is not just funny, but says and shows something about the human condition."^ Diesen Qualitätsanspruch an einen Cartoon stellte Michelle Urry, Cartoon-Redakteurin des...