Why do I say these things? [antikvár]

\N1v\Y VO ^ S/^Y TVWMQS \"^hy do I say these things? It's a phrase which \ /% / I've moaned to my wife on any number of · T occasions over the twenty or so years we've been together, and a phrase which I used with my friends and family before Jane and I found each other. A phrase which, over the years, has shifted from being a genuine question to a rhetorical one, until now it's more of a groaning statement of defeat. I've lost count of the number of times that I've inadvertently insulted a guest on one of my shows, or given away just a little too much about my sex life while making a speech at a charity fundraiser. And so, unable to control my loose tongue and rambling brain, I have instead tried to channel them and turn this mental tic to my advantage.-11 -