Three Quirky Tails [antikvár]

Tonsil Eye 'Tis Good grief. I am gone. I have had it. That good looking girl from next door has seen me pulling the hairs out of my nose. She thinks I am grotty. Now I will have to tell her the whole story because I can see by the look on her face that she is disgusted. I have already lost Tara, my girlfriend. I couldn't stand it if Jill gets the wrong idea too. 'Listen, Jill. Don't look like that. There is a very good reason why I do it. You don't think I like pulling the hairs out of my nose do you? It is very painful.' Jill is not saying anything. She is just staring at me so I go on with the story. 'This little garden gnome business is only here because of my nose-hair pulling. You don't believe me? Well look at this.' I take my hand off the new garden gnome's head and show her the eye that has grown on the end of my fmger. I have never shown anyone this little eye before. I can see with it, which is a fairly unusual thing. When I am not making gnomes I keep a glove on so that no one can see the eye. Jill's mouth is hanging open with