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A seashore. Some way out to sea a ragged man is struggling his way to shore. Slowly and with difficulty he makes his way up onto the beach, flops down exhausted and announces: Man (MICHAEL) It's
Voice Over (john) Monty Python's Flying Circus.
Titles beginning with words 'Monty Python's Flying Circus'. Various bizarre things happen. When the titles end:
Ordinary gr^-suited announcer standing by desk. He smiles confidently. Announcer (graham) Good evening.
The announcer confidently moves to chair and sits down. There is a squeal as of a pig being sat upon.
Cut to a blackboard with several lines of pigs drawn on it in colour. A man steps into view and with apiece of chalk crosses out one of the pigs. caption: 'it's Wolfgang amadeus mozart' Mozart sitting at piano tinkling with the keys. He finishes tinkling. Mozart (john) Hello again, and welcome to the show. Tonight we
continue to look at some famous deaths. Tonight we start with the wonderful death of Genghis Khan, conqueror of India. Take it away Genghis.
Cut to Genghis Khan's tent. Genghis strides about purposefully. Indian-style background music. Suddenly the music cuts out and Genghis Khan with a squawk throws himself in the air and lands on his back. This happens very suddenly.
Judges hold up cards with points on, in the manner of ice skating judges. Voice Over (graham) 9.1, 9.3, 9.7, that's 28.1 for Genghis Khan.
Mozart still at piano. Mozart Bad luck Genghis. Nice to have you on the show. And now here are the scores.
Scoreboard with Eddie Waring figure standing by it The scoreboard looks a little like this:
st stephen 2g.g
richard iii 29.j
jean d'aRC 2g.I
marat 2g.o
a. lincoln (u.s of a) 28.2 g. khan 28.1
king edward vii j-1
Eddie (eric) Well there you can see the scores now. St Stephen in the lead there with his stoning, dien comes King Richard the Third at
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