The Awful Joke Book [antikvár]

6 The AwfulJoke Book I have 12 heads, five legs, six arms and UVz toes. What am I? A liar. What do you say to a South American liar? "I don't Bolivia (believe you)!" YES, AND lir\ EVEN PRETTIER CLEAN, y stacy: I spend ages in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think it's vanity? casey: No, imagination. daffy: Do you like my new dress? I got it for a ridiculous price! dilly: You mean you got it for an absurd figure. Did you hear about the girl with the turned up nose? Every time she sneezed, she blew her hat off.