Small Busted Women Have Big Hearts [antikvár]

INTRODUCTIONIt's true; Small busted women do have to have big hearts. Their hearts grow big because of the male's childish obsession with mammoth mammaries. These obsessions force small busted women to develop more meaningful personalities; how else can they cope with the years of slights and teasing? You might ask, "If these hearts are so big, where do small busted women keep them?" They keep their big hearts within their compact and slim bodies, that are full of love and empathy and warmth.With special thanks to the women at Ivory Tower, big busted and small (with some medium ones, too), who contributed most of the ideas for this tome.SMALL BUSTED WOMENDon't have to worry about drooping. They always pass the "pencil" test.