Deadly Unna? [antikvár]

1 We've made the grand final. Next Saturday we play Wangaroo for the Peninsula Junior Colts Premiership. The whole town is talking about it, it's the biggest thing to happen here since the second prize in the S.A. Tidy Towns Competition (Section B). Just shows what sort of town I live in. Hopeless. Our coach, Mr Robertson, runs one of the two local stores. I call him 'Arks', behind his back of course, because he says 'arks' instead of asks and 'arksed' instead of asked. 'If I've arksed youse boys once I've arksed youse a thousand times, don't buggerise with the bloody ball on them flanks, kick the bugger up the bloody centre.' 3