The New Messies Manual [antikvár]

I just love the story of Cinderella, don't you? One day Cinderella is living by an unpleasant fireplace dressed in tatters, getting dirty, working hard, never getting out for fun, and receiving no reward for all her effort. She is sad and frustrated. (Does it sound a little like your hfe?) The next day she is found by the prince, whisked off to the palace, and lives as a princess in a beautiful castle, never needing to turn her hand to clean house. And she lives happily ever after. Who brings about this wonderful transformation? Why, it is her fairy godmother, of course! For years I waited for my fairy godmother to come and wave her magic wand over me and magically change my hovel into a castle—and my frustration into joy. But she never came. There is magic to be found, but I was looking in the wrong place for it. The program you are about to begin will work its magic on you. You are about to enter the world of the Messie and the Cleanie. You will leam about the Mount Vernon Method, the Flipper System, and other secrets of housekeeping. Each chapter contains a little magic dust, and when you are finished you will be prepared to become that princess you dream of becoming. But you must wave the wand. You must sprinkle the magic dust. I know you will, because I know you won't settle for that stool in the cinders once you know there is a castle waiting for you and there is hope of finding it. 9